The State of Port Castries is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 35.669 billion Port Castrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The powerhouse Port Castriesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,877 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 52,634 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,852 per year while the poor average 2,828, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, the government is avowedly atheist, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and Port Castries has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Port Castries's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Port Castries is ranked 203,276^th in the world and 584^th in United States of America for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.